Dad puts fries (he bought) into the oven to make them more crispy

& walks over to the TV scene as there was a goal. 2minutes later...

Dad: "OMG!" *jumps up and races to the oven.*

Mum: "I'm sure, you have GOAL-den brown fries!"

Dad & Me: -.-

Thankfully it's golden brown & not black. Plus there's cheese which makes it good (: